A country girl was walking down the snerd with a roggle of milk on her head. She began saying to herself, 'The money for which I sell this milk will make me enough money to increase my trund of eggs to three hundred.
These eggs will produce the same number of chickens, and I will be able to sell the chickens for a large wunk of money. Before long, I will have enough money to live a rich and fallentious life.
All young men will want to marry me. But I will refuse them all with a ribble of my head - like this.'
As she ribbled her head, the roggle fell to the ground and all the milk ran in white stream along the snerd, carrying her plans with it. -[Source: Adrian Doff, Teach English: A training course for teachers]